You Know You Are Obsessed With Jacob or Misto When...

Ok, so there has to be a list of symptoms so you know when you've..well kinda gone over the edge and have become a Mistoffelees/Jacob Brent fan, right? I mean we have a right to know. ^^; Here are a list of things:

1. You start finding Magician's sexy. (*purrs*)
2. You can't wait for Halloween to come cos that's when they start putting out all of the black cat stuff.
3.You find yourself knowing exactly where Misto/Quaxo is in the entire play. (What song and what scene?)
4. Start getting protective over him when someone disses him. (Bring it on!! *balls her fists*)
5. Whenever Tugger comes out you roll your eyes and look the other direction knowing full well that you prefer Misto.
6. All of your fanfiction start to torture him in some way. (*looks around and whistles with a 'who me' look*)
7. Your made up CATS start mating with him. (Hmm..wonder where I've seen this one..^^; )
8. You're outside with some friends walking around when a black cat runs by you. Immediately you turn around and chase after it yelling "HEY MISTOFFELEES GET BACK HERE!!"
9. You spend your entire vacation in New York searching for Jacob Brent determined that you are NOT going to leave until you find him. Which results in your friends or family dragging you by your hands and feet back to the car with you screaming the entire way. (This will prolly happen before it's over with)
10. If you've seen it live and it's with Jake, it's like a concert!! You have the sudden urge to scream and cry. And if it's your first time, faint. (please don't do that...the floor is VERY hard..)
11. Even if you're major is in Engineering you want to go to UNCG Greensboro, NC. to go to College. Just becos Jake went there to. (I'm seriously looking into it. I heard it has a good art program and literature program, which, is what I want to go into!! How totally COOL is that?)
12. You find yourself swooning when he sings. Even if it's just one word "Presto." (*swoons and falls over*)
13. Your friends start to worry about you.
14. You find that listening to that 2 minute interview with Jake on the second disk of the DVD is a very good wake up call. (...*sleepily* It works..honest)

These to 26 came from my friend. ^^; Once I get her screen name I'll post it. *feels really bad* I'm sorry Girli...*sniffles*
15. You ALWAYS carry a spoon and a bit of fish paste. Just in case you actually do meet him.

16. There is no such thing as 'too obsessed'
17. You've done more than 80% of the things on this list
18. While your friends are drooling over Josh Hartnett or someone, you pull out your 18x30 inch photo of Jacob Brent
19. You compare every cute celebrity with Jacob Brent. Jacob Brent wins, hands down.
20. You slap your friend when she says 'maybe he's not THAT cute'
21. You have a Mistoffelees doll that you sleep with
22. Your favorite color is orange
23. You always lug a red blanket around in case a black cat wants to transport you to the Jellicle Junkyard
24. You greet people by jumping on them and licking their face, just like Misto
25. You've named one of the voices you hear after Misto. The other one is named Jacob.
26, The voices in your head have kicked you out because of your obsessiveness

Hee hee, here are some more from me:

27 (from me again) If yer a slash fan and don't mind your guys with other men you start fanatizing which guy Jake would look good with (*hoots and hollers* SNOG FEST BETWEEN JOHN AND JAKE!! WOOO HOOO!! *pulls out camera*)
28. Your only reason *angel halo appears* to go to UNCG is to perhaps catch Jake when he comes to teach *coughs in hand* in the *coughs* summer.
29. Your friend, who could honestly care less about who is in CATS or even what CATS is can correct a fact that you got wrong (if yer to tired nothing comes out right) about Jake (yes it has been done before folks very scary)
30. You name the jacket that you got from UNCG on yer visit, Jake. And Everyone in your family or close circle of friends knows the Jacket's name and calls it by it. (*smiles innocently* I would NEVER name my jacket Jacob. *whistles* Not me......*hugs her Jake her jacket*..Oops. XD Hee hee. Ok so I do. ^_^ MY JAKE!!)
31. Your room is full of stuffed black cats. (*slinks away*..never..never...never *innocently walks around her room* See? *trips over a pile of black cats*...oops. ^^;;;;)
32. You play pokemon and name yer cards the Meowth is Jacob or Jake and the Persian (it's evolved form) is Mistofflees or Quaxo. (*shows her hands of cards* WHEE!! ^_^)
33. When you babysit and the people you are babysitting has CATS on video *sighs dreamily* You beg nicely even offering to give up your payment you earned to borrow the video. (...I did!! ^_^ But they said I could keep the money...O.o;;; I offered but they insisted that I keep the money. *shrugs* I tried. But now I have the making of CATS!! *bounces*)
34. You are bound and determined to make a Sound Track for the Video Cast. With the right equipment you actually do. (*shows her real sound track* I RECORDED THIS ALL ON MY OWN..ok it's pathetic cos you can here me typing and coughing in the back ground...o.o;;; But I still have one!! MAWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!)