 | 'Dominic was unsympathetic when Mike's arm caught fire.' - Pemberton Gimmer
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 | 'Your powers are weak, old man | Strike me now and I'll be stronger than you could possibly imagine' - Moose
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 | 'Alison's first attempt at a pope costume had taken on a life of its own' - Chris
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 | '"Even when mortally wounded, the barely alive prarie tent [Wigwamus-Wigwamus] must be handled with incredible care...."' - Bod
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 | 'This is the winter of our discounttents.' - Chris
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'After drinking the contents of their microphones, Dave and Peredur found that their rendition of the Spice Girls became a lot more interesting' -
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 | 'View of the beach...post-party' - Sarti
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 | 'Jesus did not appreciate the random dancing girls.' - Pemberton Gimmer
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 | 'DaveA: 'I say, sir - I believe this wine is corked!' Ed: 'That's because you're drinking the lighter fuel, old chap...'' -
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 | 'MOOOOOOOOJICK!' - Sean
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 | 'In a desperate bid to save Ali from her leather fetish the two Daves throw her shoes into the sea.' - Anon
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 | 'In a desperate attempt to save Ali from herself...' - Ali
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 | 'Portrait of a Techie as a Young Man' -
'bring a young man' - Galileo
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 | '...And in the end you know full well I'll cut you down to size...' - Moose
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 | 'And tonight Matthew, I'm going to be....Julian Clarey.' - Anon
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 | '"...And then I had surgery so that I could get beer into my stomach more quickly..."' - Moose
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 | 'Chris awoke to realise that he wasn't in Kansas anymore.' - j
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 | 'Silently Skipping like Lambikins in time to Hannibal' - Sarti
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 | 'Sarti; in da house!' - Ali
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 | 'I was torn in two - orgy or book? One of life's great dilemnas.' - Sarti
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 | '"How lovely" said Lynnette, unwrapping her birthday present. My very own cast...' - Chris
'oddly I was arrested when I took this down to boots for developing' - mark
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 | '"I'' - Pemberton Gimmer
'"I'm halfway to being able to levitate!" boasts Phil unimpressively.' - Pemberton Gimmer
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 | 'They were all blissfully unaware of the impending attack by a one-eyed alien' - Moose
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 | 'There were 6 more seconds of tranquility before Will found that someone had stolen his cigarette' - Moose
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 | 'EVIL?! EVIL?! I AM NOT THE EPITOME OF EVIL!!!' - J. Dave
'Which of these is Methsoc president?' - Moose
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 | 'Awake, my creature! Awake!!' - Ali
'Any more of that and you'll be deactivated!' - Ali
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 | 'Now Ed, sit still and square those shoulders so we can plot that parabola...' -
'Ve alzo haf ze piktures off you wiz Flossie. Now vill you co-operate?' - Moose
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 | 'Despite Paul's attempts to alert them, it was some while before the others noticed the disembodied pantaloon on their left...' - Ali
'Despite Paul's attempts to alert them, it was some while before the others noticed the disembodied pantaloon on their left...' - Ali
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 | ''You're a were-cardinal?!'' - Sarti
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 | 'Scene from Mortal Combat III - Apostocalypse flings a severed head at opponent behind him.' - Bod
'yo mutha fucker just killed my freind' - christian
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 | 'There is mortification all round as Peredur catches Jamie and Ed practising their routine for 'Come Dancing'' -
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 | 'In polite shoshiechy you dwink it wiv your finger shticking out' - Moose
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 | 'The producer thanks the Bringer of More Alcohol' - Moose
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 | 'Smooth as a Papal Butt' - Sarti
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 | 'Pleasant props person placidly prints "pope" on papal pants.' - Ali
'Alison teaches the Teletubbies how to spell their names' - Moose
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 | 'Which one of these two likes men?' - J. Dave
'It's very simple really... I like the flowers; Mike just likes the pansies!' - Ali
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 | 'Brian: "Come on Dave, can I borrow the handcuffs or not?!"' - Ali
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 | '"Oh wow! I'm having my photo taken with Dave Boardman!"' - Ali
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 | 'Peredur: 'Um, Chris, I said I wanted pizza - not Pisa...'' -
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 | 'So, you like the flowers do you?!' - Ali
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 | 'Random Bloke that knows when Galileo was born gets FDed' - Sarti
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 | 'Taste tests at the launch party of 'I Can't Believe It's Not Rancid'.' - Bod
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 | 'Ooh, Will! Not in front of the kids.' - Moose
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 | '"Hmmm.... tastes like chicken..."' - Ali
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 | 'Look! A Big Fish!' - Sarti
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 | '...and not for nothing do the press refer to him as the greatest astrologer of our time...' - Moose
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 | 'It took several seconds for the assembled singers to realise that what they had assumed were the chords to Danny Boy were actually the answers to last year's Quantum Mechanics Tripos exam.' - Bod
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 | ''Midnight in the Rock Garden of Good and Evil' by pointless pictures productions.' - Bod
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And of course, I also took many pictures of Genie. Which are best
left captionless...