Your chance to meet the undemocratically-elected elite of Sheila-dom.

• His Majesty High King Meg (to be crowned Shortly)
• Their Multiple Majesties High Queens Tom and Leo
• His Majesty King Gemma
• Her Majesty Queen Mattias
• His Ancient ex-Majesty Temoprary Heraldling Lemming, Ruler of Antelope-headed people, Royal Ferret of Comets, High Lord of the Buttery and Tom Lehrer Professor of Smut

Everyone else is a lowly and humble serf, who can only dream of the lofty heights of royalty.... yes, well, actually they do as much for the society as the royalty. But we're not democratic, and we'll fight anyone who says we are. So there. These are some of them. This needs to be updated - if you want a title, tell me it.

• Baron Vee, owner of the CatHat
• Chris, Official Duck-liker
• High Ghost of Fishies Mark
• His ex-High-King-ness Doseybat, the Dosiest of All Bats; Master of Squeaks, Swoons and Squiggles, Soon To Have a Very Long Title
• Even older High Ghost Jon Skeet
• Casby, currently the fluffy beast of Nodnol and court philosopher
• Her ex-Majesty Ben (currently Lord of Bassoons)
• Marquesina Edith, the Ambassador to the Sabre-toothed Pelicans
• Martin, the Older Errant Damosel (Prone to Black Velvet)
• Catriona, the Fool
• Alex , the Scary One
• Joe, ex-queen of Halibuts
• Emarkienna, ex-queen of Cats
• George, another ex-queen
• Charlie(ditto)
• A number of others who I haven't yet asked if they mind being put here

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