Sheila Purity Test
Note: this purity test is currently being changed: this is the latest version (about 3.1). I believe Jon Skeet wrote it originally, it was then updated by Mark Snellgrove, then the entire spamlist.
Up until about question 82 it's also a fairly good description of the Sheila experience...
1. Have you ever been to a Sheila Meeting?
2. --- the Sheila Squash?
3. --- a Newnham Attic meeting?
4. ----- which got portered?
5. --- a meeting in your room?
6. --- an after-Sheila activity?
7. ----- in a playpark?
8. ----- that lasted past midnight?
9. --- that 'forgot' to read anything?
10. --- and now all your friends think you're weird?
11. Attended Sheila in a dressing gown?
12. --- pyjamas/nightclothes?
13. --- barefoot/slippers?
14. Drank cocoa at Sheila?
15. --- with squirty cream?
16. --- ribena? (hot or cold)
17. --- chilli-flavoured coffee?
18. eaten cake at Sheila?
19. --- jaffa-cakes?
20. --- roasted marshmallows?
21. --- strawberry bootlaces?
22. --- whipped cream?
23. --- golden syrup?
24. --- crumpets or tarts?
25. --- *three* different cakes (in one meet)?
26. --- purple smarties?
27. --- non-Sheila foods? (eg. chilli powder, Gardie's, etc.)
28. Read aloud in a silly voice?
29. --- that was sexy?
30. --- that was camp (or caravan...)?
31. --- that was foreign (but not your own)?
32. Narrated at Sheila?
33. Acted out the pictures?
34. Presided a meeting?
35. Written a story for Sheila?
36. --- that had lots of innuendos?
37. Had to say a word backwards?
38. --- sentence?
39. --- 3 or more times (in one meeting)?
40. Owned a book being read at Sheila?
41. --- bought it specially?
42. Read a story which said the word fish lots?
43. --- written one?
44. Taken a cuddly toy to Sheila?
45. --- which is a penguin?
46. --- 3 or more cuddly toys?
47. --- which removed Jemima Jumbo's pants?
48. --- had it involved in a cuddly toy throwing fight?
49. --- had it used to open the meeting?
50. Sung silly songs at Sheila?
51. --- together with everyone at the meeting?
52. --- unsocietal songs?
53. Paid Sheila membership? (of any kind)
54. Bought a Sheila t-shirt?
55. --- and worn it in public?
56. Joined the 'Sheila and her Spam' list?
57. Seen Teletubbies?
58. Seen Bagpuss?
59. Become Sheila nobility?
60. Made up a silly/fluffy title for yourself?
61. Been on the Sheila stand at the Soc fair?
62. --- and shouted 'Sex and Chocolate' lots and lots?
63. Been involved in a war with another society?
64. Hugged someone at Sheila?
65. --- 3 or more people (in one meeting)?
66. Sheila group hug?
67. Been to a Sheila banquet?
68. --- Formal Hall of War?
69. --- Cross-Dressing Formal Hall?
70. --- film outing?
71. --- pnut trip?
72. ----- that lasted all night?
73. --- Alan-sacrificing ceremony?
74. --- Sheila camping?
75. --- dragon-saving?
76. --- kite flying?
77. --- pillow fight?
78. --- Royal Coronation?
79. --- Sheila member's party?
80. --- Treehugging expidition?
81. Been to a meeting that contained a play or theatrical performance?
82. Snogged a Sheila member?
83. --- of the same sex?
84. --- 3 or more people?
85. Been involved in some version of the 'truth' game with Sheila
people?
86. Formed a relationship with someone from Sheila?
87. --- more than one?
88. --- more than two?
89. Been adopted/adopted someone from Sheila?
90. --- and drawn up your family tree?
91. Given/recieved a massage at Sheila?
92. --- massage chain?
93. Slept with someone from Sheila (innocently)?
94. Slept with someone from Sheila (non-innocently)?
95. --- of the same sex?
96. --- 3 or more in same bed?
97. been engaged to someone from Sheila?
98. --- married?
99. --- had children?
100. ----- and your children have used hereditary membership?
