Welcome to the Spamlist Fighting Fantasy Story, a work of great literature currently still in the process of being written by the joint efforts of the Sheila and her Dog Society e-mail list. With over 100 pages!

You find yourself in a deep dark & sloshy wet dungeon and you've no idea how you got there but you're coming down with the sneezles already so it's obviously time to find a way out. Groping reveals that there are two exits: south (a bit wet) and north (a bit dank) (you have, of course, an uncanny sense of direction from being brought up by a pigeon).