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The Power of the Paw is a cat meditative discipline, placing strong emphasis on the importance of regular sleep and grooming. Acolytes strive to achieve enlightenment by seeking the warmest and most comfortable spot in a given region and embarking on a series of meditative episodes, punctuated by stretching exercises and grooming. The true disciple of Paw-dom should strive to be aloof to all else in the world.

The Power of the Paw is not merely a theoretical discipline and those who undertake to follow its ways may be granted many practical benefits by diligent study. Doors present no obstacle to one versed in the way of the Paw. Those close to enlightenment are even rumoured to be able to operate tin-openers.

The Nug is willing to give classes in the Way of the Paw for beginners. Click here to hear the Nug's teaching on the first principle of Paw-dom.

The Nug's Oneness Exercises are also available online here.

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