OPTIMUS, MEGATRON AND OTHER TRANSFORMERS


Yay! I love transformers and can still remember all the words to the movie and most of the episodes. Not quite sure why, but recently there seems to have been a retro trend amoung young twenty-somethings to get all nostalgic about these lovable warring robots, and so to continue the fashion here is my brief guide to all things transformery; the toys, cartoons, characters and even some of the more recent news of metallic rumblings in Japan that seem quickly to have overflowed on to Ebay and Foxkids.

NEWS

*Yay* for me, as after waiting for 9 YEARS to own my own original G1 Megatron I finally have one waiting for me to open this Christmas. It was worth the wait, and now after all this time I might at last learn how on earth the guy transforms, something that bugged me for years of my childhood as I slept in a room with wallpaper depicting him in both Gun and Robot mode (how?HOW?).

I've also got my hands on some of the nice PVC figures made in Hong Kong by Takara, and hopefully will be able to find some more before this retro instict dies out, taking the figures and reissues with them.

 

GENERAL INFORMATION

 

THE TOYS

In case you didn't know, the Transformers toy range originally came about through a gang of wonderful nutters from Hasbro (the American toy company) travelling to Japan in 1984 to look for 'new' ideas to market. Once there, they discovered the Japanese youth had become very interested in Anime robot toys, a (still) growing field that many different toy companies had been vying for control over for some time.

Not able to simply copy the ideas they discovered, the Hasbro people went about buying up various toy moulds and ideas that were already old news in Japan. Most came from a company named 'Takara', but several other sources were plundered and eventually, with the support of a well thought out TV cartoon show, the rather bemused collection of disparate old robots were set into teams of good and bad guys, given new personalities, repackaged (rather haphazardly) under the 'Transfomer' banner and one of the most successful toy lines of all time was born.Now you realise why Soundwave was twice the size of Megatron? I bet there were some rather surprised children in 1985 Japan when suddenly they were hit with their own toys all over again (the G1 Megatron was produced by Takara in 1973!) and in some cases has to deal with the fact that some of their favourite toys had now been redefined as sworn enemies.From this 'simple' idea came six years of Transformer greatness, and most young men of today still hide at least one or two of the classic first generation toys in the attic of the home thew grew up in.By 1990 however, sales of Transformers toys had gradually (whether due to quality of later series or challenges by all the other toy-driven 80's cartoons) dwindled away to almost nothing. Over ten years later, it is still possible to find people selling Transformers toys on the web, and better still, there have recently been a huge range of re-releases, so if you are looking for something to remind you of what you got for Christmas as a six year old here follows some useful stuff to fulfill that insane desire.

THE GOOD TOYS

As every good fan knows, only the first few lines that Hasbro produced are worthy of being collectors pieces. Later Transformers were plastic rather than metal-based, and the general character and personality never quite matched up to the great standards set by the original generation. (Brainstorm never showed us what his hand could turn into or what his special power was).So okay, here is a nice list in case you forgotted who was what and what they did:

AUTOBOTS

* Optimus Prime, Autobot Commander - A red Freightliner COE Dual-Axle tractor truck with: Roller, a grey six-wheeled car and 'Combat Deck' - A grey trailer/repair bay. Yay! The bestest Transformer ever and a role model of mine (though I think I'm still closer to Silverbolt). Had a cool light-axe. Died in the Movie, but then came back : ) I still have this guy!

Perceptor - Red microscope. The man with the long words (or at least they sounded long when I was six).

Blaster - Red/grey 'Ghetto Blaster'. The anti-Soundwave intiative.

Cars:

Bluestreak - Grey Datsun 280ZX with T-bar roof. 'Prowl B'.

Hound - Green Army Mitsubishi J59 jeep. No fair. Could smell a Deceipticon from miles away *and* create illusions!

Ironhide - Red Toyota Previa (or Nissan Onebox) van. Had a liquid nitrogen hand, and a missle launcher backpack. Died in the Movie.

* Jazz - White Porsche 935 Turbo (or Gambella Avalanche). Played *really* loud music and had an 'anti-Optimus-dying' grappling hook.

Mirage - Blue F-1 Ligier JS25 (or JS11) Formula 1 racer. Mr 'I can disappear but I don't want to fight'. My brother has him.

Prowl - White Datsun 280ZX police cruiser. Always made Prime look good by asking silly questions. Died in the Movie. I had him, but he was broken.

Ratchet - White Toyota Previa (or Nissan Onebox) van/ambulance. Diagnosed damage by asking Autobots to transform. The sadist. Died in the Movie. Had him and broke him : (

Sideswipe - Red Lamborghini Countach LP500S. Had a funky rocket pack. Brother of Sunstreaker.

Sunstreaker - Yellow Lamborghini Countach LP500S ("Super Tuning", with exposed rear engine). Brother of Sideswipe (together with Prime the only true Autobot warriors). My brother still owns him.

Trailbreaker - Black Datsun P/U (or Toyota 4WD Hilux). Saved many an episode with his force fields. Not very fast.

Wheeljack - White Lancia Stratos Turbo racing car. Comes with built-in fire extinguisher! The inventor. Died in the Movie. I have the reissue of this one : )

Grapple - Orange crane. The 'artist'.

Hoist - Green Toyota 4WD Wrecker tow-truck. The professor. Had a hammer (!).

Inferno - Red fire engine. Mentioned in the credits of the Movie but I didn't see him (well only for a seocnd, and he didn't speak). I still have *most* of him : /

Red Alert - White Lamborghini Countach LP500S fire escort. Jittery guy. Wnet nuts now and then.

Skids - Blue Honda City Turbo Van. Was killed off in the comic.

Smokescreen - Red/Blue Datsun 280ZX. Could create clouds that always stuck to a rather bemused Megatron.

Tracks - Blue Corvette Stingray. Fun Highbrow precursor.

Smalls:

Brawn - Green Land Rover Defender 4 x 4. First to die in the Movie. Had a Welder. I ran over mine with a tricycle.

* Bumblebee - Yellow Volkswagen Beetle. Later became Goldbug. Spike's best friend. The smallest Autobot.

Cliffjumper - Red Toyota (or Porsche 924 Turbo). Nutcase. Somehow made it through the Movie. I still have him!

Gears - Red/Blue 4WD off-road truck. Had Infrared sensors.

Huffer - Orange tractor cab. Useless whiner.

Windcharger - Red Trans Am. Died in the Movie. Looked good in a labcoat.

Beachcomber - Blue dune buggy. The Ecoman.

Cosmos - Green flying saucer. The ship with the funny accent. Saved Prime a couple of times though..Still got him!

Powerglide - Red A-10 Thunderbolt II airplane. Fun loving pal of Ironhide. Got!

Seaspray - Blue/White/Yellow hovercraft. Got!

Warpath - Red Sheridan tank. Got him!

Dinobots: (Invunerable in their Dinosaur modes)

Slag - Silver/grey triceratops. Absolutely insane. The funniest Dinobot.

Sludge - Silver/grey apatosaurus. 'Other Dinobot A'.

Snarl - Silver/grey stegosaurus. 'Other Dinobot B'. I still have him!

* Swoop - Silver/grey pteranadon. The real good-guy Dinobot. Easily as popular as Grimlock.

* Grimlock (Leader) - Silver/grey tyrannosaurus. Bigger than Prime, and knew it. Not as mad as Slag, but not the brightest man either. My brother has him and Slag.

 

 

 

 

 

DECEPTICONS

(Why was there always at least two Autobots for every Decepticon?)

* Decepticon Leader, Megatron - Grey Walther P-38 "U.N.C.L.E. Special". Impossible to kill, so ended up getting turned into Galvatron. Had a light-Morning star. No one ever transformed when he told them to. I HAVE HIM NOW!

* Soundwave (w/Buzzsaw) - Blue Sony Walkman cassette player. Best robot voice ever. Megatron's right hand man. Kept the ecepticons in contention by building a spaceship (crashed), spacebridge and making the energon cubes. Can hear a fly sneeze.

Shockwave - Purple laser gun Battery-powered. Has flashing laser lights and two sound effects. Lucky duck who got to stay on Cybertron. Completes the Megatron/Soundwave/Shockwave trio that were originally inserted on to Cybertron by the Quintessons as new 'flying' robots that would bring more trouble than the poor planet could handle. Waited six million years before Megatron contacted him on Earth. Very old, with only a dot for a face!

Buzzsaw - Gold cassette/condor. The shy tape.

Frenzy - Blue cassette/robot. Rumble in the show. The punk who often stole the show. Had arms that could become 'pile-drivers'.

Laserbeak - Red cassette/condor. The spy tape. Never failed Megatron.

Ravage - Black cassette/jaguar. The not-so-good spy tape.

Rumble - Red/Black cassette/robot. Frenzy in the show.

Jets:

Skywarp - Black F-15. Could teleport. 'Died' in the movie.

* Starscream - Grey/Red F-15. Had the null ray. Silly boy. Wanted to be leader and was; but only for a moment. Died in the movie.

Thundercracker - Blue F-15. Could generate sonic booms. 'Died' in the Movie.

Dirge - Blue jet. Made noise. Not very lively. My brother has him.

Ramjet - White fighter jet. The only second-wave jet that could fly as well as the original three.

Thrust - Red VTOL fighter jet. Thought he was funny. saved the Autobots once by mistake (a common jet trait). My brother has him too.

Astrotrain - Purple/Black space shuttle/C62 steam locomotive. Could carry all the other Decepticons.

Blitzwing - Purple/Beige MiG-25 Foxbat jet/Mitsubishi Type 74 Main Battle Tank. Great fun. did lots of stuff in the TV show. Still got him!

Constructicons:

(Merged into Devastator)

Bonecrusher - Lime bulldozer.

Hook - Lime crane.

Mixmaster - Lime cement mixer.

Long Haul - Lime dump truck.

Scavenger - Lime digger.

Scrapper (Constructicon leader) - Lime payloader.

Insecticons:

Bombshell - Black/Purple boll weevil (or rhinoceros beetle). 'Died' in the Movie.

Kickback - Black/Purple grasshopper. 'Died' in the Movie. My friend Tom *only* had him.

Shrapnel - Black/Purple stag beetle. 'Died' in the Movie.

TOY RESOURCES

If this list of toys makes you want to actually find some then here is the latest scoop on what has been happeneing in that area.

At this time, Takara (the original creator of most of the Transformers moulds) has, in addition to keeping up the production of the odd Beast Wars and other contemporary Transformers variants, been releasing some of the old favourites either in the form of PVC models (that don't transform) or exact replicas (though with Japanese packaging).

The reissues are becoming a bit scarce. The best place to place an order for them is still Explosiontoys but if they no longer have what you are looking for then I would suggest somewhere like Ebay or Yahoo and searching through their Auction pages.As far as I know, only the Takara Transformers have been re-released, including:

Ultra Magnus, Hot Rod, Megatron, Starscream

Thundercracker & Skywarp,, Optimus Prime

Several of the cars in paired sets.

A few of the teams.

Last I heard Starscream and Ultra Magnus are still pretty easy to find, but Megatron (particularly his Black variant) vanished almost as soon as he was released.

Beyond this, there is still an ongoing production of the new PVC figurine Transformers (series four of this line is now out in Japan) and these can (in sets or in individual boxes) still also be found, along with a few other promotional collectors items such as the 'Optimus Prime Bust', can also still be found at Explosiontoys. However, if you decide you want to collect the *all* the PVC figures from series one to five, you are going to have to visit Ebay.

However, be wary, for if you are after the *real* Takara PVC figures and not their evil fake clones, then you should ask any Ebay seller whether or not he/she originally bought them in a *box*. If the answer is no, or if you see any 'clear colour' versions (or other variants), you are dealing with the fakes.

Finally on toy news, if you are more the 'looking towards the future' type, then why not have a try at collecting the new 'Robots in Disguise' toy line currently available in the US to promote the new show on Foxkids? The new Optimus Prime is meaner looking, and transforms into a fire truck!

OTHER RESOURCES

But of course, there was always more to Transformers than the toy range, and the recent retro trend has extended all the way from Japan over to Oxford, UK; where a small group of Transformer zealots are scurrying as fast as they can to release *all* the Transformers episodes, and the Movie, on to DVD.

The company, "Maverick Entertainment", have already produced a 'Collectors Edition' version of the Movie (still available form Ebay) and now, just so the UK can go one better than the US (who already have their DVD TF Movie with uncut SPike included) these nice people are going all out to create as many extras and wonderful features on the soon to be released UK version DVD, which (as far as I know) includes a Takara Transformers Episode, stills, soundtrack songs and maybe even (though this is rumour only) a free Transformers toy!

*yay*

If all goes well, every TF episode will follow on DVD (most likely split into series groups), and if Maverick really feel lucky they might even begin releasing some of the other cartoon titles they presently hold the rights to and the UK will experience a second (80's) Cybertronian golden age.

LINKS

TheTransformers.net

Bigbot.com

Botcon

TheTransformersNetwork

Fan Stuff

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The Transformers at Google

 

 

 

 

THE SHOW

One of the most popular creations of the 80's and now resurrected as a cult classic, the Transformers series and Movie represented a new standard of cartoon. It introduced Japanese style animation to the mainstream western world, and added real depth and selling power to the toys. Okay, so it was inconsistant at times, maybe even a little cynically obnoxious, but when you are an ickle six year old all you see are fun transforming robots fighting for the fate of the Universe, and that's really all a television show ever needed to build an army of devoted fans : )

So *boing*. To complement the toy guide, here follows a complete Transformers TV Episode listing for anyone who remembers how wonderful it was to watch Prime and Megatron have it out over Sherman damn with energy weapons and funny harsh language.

Note: My favourite episodes are highlighted in white.

THE EPISODES

Series 1:

More Than Meets The Eye Part 1

With their energy reserves dwindling, the Autobots set out to find new reserves in their ship, the Ark, but are followed by the Decepticons who attack the Ark as it clears a local meteor shower. They board the Ark and in the battle which ensues, the Ark is damaged and thrown off course to crash land on Earth. Several million years later an eruption of the volcano which the Ark crashed into causes the computer (Teletram 1) to reactivate and its repair program kicks in, repairing the closest Transformer to the specifications of Earth vehicles gathered by a probe. That Transformer happens to be a Decepticon who moves his fellow 'cons into the repair beam. They leave the Autobots behind and prepare to raid the world's resources, but Starscream unwittingly causes the Autobots to be reactivated. Some Autobots track down the Decepticons' base, but are discovered and barely escape. The 'cons attack an oil rig manned by humans Spike and Sparkplug Witwicky, and when the Autobots arrive, they and the humans are caught up in the destruction of the platform.

More Than Meets The Eye Part 2

The Autobots escape from the rubble and save the humans. Spike and Sparkplug return to the Ark with them to help them in their battle. The Decepticons continue to plunder Earth's resources and make Energon cubes, planning on returning to Cybertron with enough energy to lead the Decepticons to victory. The Autobots intervene, but are not able to stop the 'cons plot. In an attempt to trap the 'cons in the cave they are mining in, Bumblebee and Sparkplug go in to set an explosive device. They run into problems and Prime sends Roller in to help. The device goes off, trapping Bumblebee and Sparkplug and injuring Prime (though Roller manages to escape unscathed).

More Than Meets The Eye Part 3

Bumblebee and Sparkplug are quickly rescued, but the Decepticons are able to blast their way out of the cave. After spying on the Decepticons, Hound and Prime come up with a plan to trick them. The captured Ravage is allowed to escape, having overheard the location of a rocket base. The Autobots await the Decepticon attack at a holographic rocket base generated by Hound. The 'cons arrive, but Megatron anticipated the plot and the 'cons are actually dummies, with the real 'cons attacking the real site. The Decepticons have built a new ship to take them back to Cybertron,but they are ultimately stopped by Mirage who has stowed away on the ship and the ship crashes into the ocean, ending the pilot episode with an Autobot victory.

Transport to Oblivion

The Decepticons, working out of an undersea base created from their crashed ship, create a "space bridge" back to Cybertron. Bumblebee and Spike are caught spying and are to be used to test the device which has already failed to work once. Bubmlebee is reprogramed to lead the Autobots into a trap, but Megatron must call his assault on them off when the space bridge is reactivated and must be used in only a short period of time. Spike is saved by Bumblebee, and the energon being transported is detonated, throwing Megatron into the bridge as it is activated.

Roll For It

Megatron returns from Cybertron. The Decepticons try to steal an antimatter formula which is given to a wheelchair-bound computer whiz named Chip. Chip ends up becoming one of the Autobots' human friends.
Divide and Conquer

The Decepticon jets badly damage Optimus Prime in an attack on a power plant. Several Autobots must go to Cybertron to obtain a part needed to repair Optimus. The Decepticons attack while the Autobots are thus weakened, but Prime is repaired at the last minute and answers Megatron's challenge for a one-on-one combat. The 'cons are defeated and retreat.

Fire in the Sky

The Decepticons are plotting to drain the Earth's energy through a crystal at the North Pole. They discover a Transformer, Skyfire, buried in the ice and revive him. He is initially allied with the Decepticons and his old friend Starscream, but when he sees how Megatron treats his human prisoners he joins the Autobots. The Decepticons are defeated, but Skyfire ends up frozen in the ice once again.

SOS Dinobots

The Autobots discover fossilized dinosaurs in their cave and it leads them to creating three Dinobots to help them. They are, however mentally unstable, and Prime orders them deactivated. When all the Autobots are captured by Megatron, Wheeljack goes against Prime's previous orders and reactivates the Dinobots. They save the others and prove their worth.

Fire on the Mountain

The Decepticons plan to use an ancient crystal as an energy source for their new weapon. With the help of an unthawed Skyfire, the Autobots are able to stop the Decepticons and restore the crystal to its rightful place.

War of the Dinobots

The three Dinobots get out of the Autobots' control and ally themselves with the Decepticons. The Autobots design two more Dinobots to bring the others back into their control.

The Ultimate Doom Part 1-3

Megatron plots to bring Cybertron into Earth's orbit, and harness the resulting destructive energy. With the help of a human scientist, he plans to use hypnotised humans to assist him. Sparkplug is captured as a guinea pig for the experiment and he himself is the one to press the button bringing Cybertron into Earth's orbit. The Autobots combat various natural disasters on Earth, and journey to Cybertron to rescue Sparkplug. While there, Wheeljack develops acounter measure for the 'hypno-chips' which are making the humans serve the Decepticons. On Earth, Megatron's ship, loaded with energon, is destroyed by the Autobots; the resulting explosion is powerful enough to push Cybertron out of orbit, although Megatron survives.

Countdown to Extinction

Both the Autobots and Decepticons recover from the aftermath of Cybertron's proximity to Earth. Megatron returns to lead the Decepticons. Starscream breaks into Dr. Archivil's lab, and connects the exponential generator there on a timer, which will cause it to explode and destroy Earth. He then travels to Cybertron, where he will collect the released energy. Megatron and Prime, warned by Shockwave, team up to stop the explosion; Starscream returns to find out what went wrong, and is dragged away by a none-too-pleased Megatron.

A Plague of Insecticons

Both the Autobots and Decepticons move to investigate the appearance of several new Transformers, the Insecticons. The first battle is between Skyfir eand the Insecticons. The Decepticons form an alliance with them, and steal oil from a refinery. The Autobots intervene, but are seriously damaged by the lightning bolts shot at them by one of the Insecticons. They realize that if they transform they are insulated from the electricity with their rubber tires and defeat the Insecticons. The Decepticons and Insecticons end up turning on one another.

Heavy Metal Wars

Megatron has built the Constructicons to create a machine capable of transferring all the Decepticons' special powers over to him. He then challenges Prime to a fight which he accepts due to his honourable nature. Megatron defeats Prime, and the Autobots must keep their side of the bargain and abandon Earth. Meanwhile, the Constructicons have broken into the Ark to deactivate Teletram 1 before it can reveal that Megatron has cheated. They are confronted by the Dinobots and, even as Devastator, are defeated by the Autobots once they discover the truth. The Decepticons are all driven into a chasm full of molten lava, and seem pretty much dead.

Series 2:

Autobot Spike

Sparkplug creates Autobot X out of spare parts. The robot goes crazy during its first test and is put into storage. Later, Spike gets badly injured in a firefight with the Decepticons. To save his life, the Autobots transfer his mind into Autobot X so the doctors can operate on his body. With an unstable mind and Megatron's goading, Autobot Spike turns against the Autobots, but relents when he nearly kills Sparkplug.Spike's body makes it through the operation, and Spike's mind is returned to it.

Changing Gears

Normally grouchy Gears is abducted by the Decepticons and Megatron steals his personality cartridge to use in his latest plot, making Gear sfriendly to them. The Autobots must stop the Decepticons from using a spaceneedle to penetrate and destroy Earth's sun and they retrieve Gears'component, making everybody except Gears happy.

City of Steel

New York City is rebuilt by Megatron into a steel city. Optimus Prime is captured and disassembled. The Autobots locate his pieces scattered throughout the city.

Attack of the Autobots

Megatron alters the Autobots' rechargers to change the Autobots to evil. Jazz and Bumblebee (who did not recharge) and Sparkplug, work to restore the Autobots and prevent Megatron from stealing a solar power satellite. After restoring the Autobots to good, Jazz shatters the Decepticons' escape rocket with a musical sonic boom, and their plot to return to Cybertron with the satellite is thwarted.

Traitor

The Decepticons capture an unstable power source (electrocells) and seek to exploit them, with the Insecticons' help. Mirage's plan to turn the Insecticons and Decepticons against one another backfires when he is mind-controlled by Bombshell. Under the Insecticon's influence he leads the Autobots into a trap. Ratchet removes Bombshell's cerebro shell and learns the truth, however. In a final battle with Megatron, the electrocells are destroyed.

The Immobilizer

Wheeljack has created the Immobilizer, a new weapon that can temporarily stop any Transformer in its tracks. The Decepticons manage to steal it partly due to Carly (first appearance) distracting Ironhide from his lookout post. During the battle which follows, Ironhide rescues Carly from the Decepticons, but they have made the Immobilizer's affect permanent and start immobilizing Autobots left and right. With the assistance of Brawn and Jazz, Spike and Carly manage to reverse the effects of the Immobilizer and save theAutobots. The Immobilizer is then destroyed.

The Autobot Run

The Autobots participate in a stunt show and race for charity, but the Decepticons employ a device to lock them into their vehicle modes. Alerted by Hound, the few Autobots not present at the charity race work to free their friends.
Atlantis Arise Atlantis is pulled from the ocean by the Decepticons and the inhabitants plan to take over the Transformers and Washington, D.C.
Day of the Machines

Megatron reprograms Torq III, a supercomputer, to obey him. He uses it to control oil tankers, and direct them to a platform under his control. Optimus Prime destroys the computer; the Autobots attack the platform, and escape as it self-destructs.

Enter the Nightbird

The Decepticons, working out of a desert base, steal an experimental female ninja robot named Nightbird, and use her to steal the Autobots' computerchip containing information on the world's energy sources. She succeeds in stealing the chip from the Ark, but is confronted and trapped by the Autobots.The Decepticons come to her aid, but she is ambushed by the jealous Starscream.The Decepticons chase after the fleeing Starscream, leaving Nightbird and the chip with the Autobots.

A Prime Problem

The Decepticons discover a chasm full of crystals that destroy machinery, and they create a machine that can duplicate Transformers. The Decepticons duplicate Optimus Prime and confuse the Autobots as to who is the real Prime. The Autobots and Decepticons fight near the chasm, and the duplicated Prime destroys a duplicated Starscream to further confuse the Autobots. The Autobots are just about ready to follow the fake Prime into the chasm when he (controlled by Megatron) breaks the masquerade by not showing any concern for Spike's welfare. The Autobots knock the fake Prime into the chasm, and he is destroyed. The Decepticons abandon their desert base in this episode.

The Core

Megatron constructs a drill to reach the center of the Earth and tap the energy there, despite Starscream's warnings that this will destroy the planet. The Autobots, meanwhile, have come up with a way to control Devastator. In their attack on the drill, however, Megatron activates a counter measure. The conflicting signals cause Devastator to go berzerk, and only by cooperating are the Autobots and Decepticons able to control him again. Devastator destroys the drill, and the earth is safe.

The Insecticon Syndrome

The Autobots and the Insecticons engage in battle in a forest where the Insecticons are eating the trees. After beating the Autobots, the Insecticons along with the Decepticons go to a base containing a power source which the Insecticons feed on which turns them into big bugs, also making them very unstable. In the process, they kidnap Soundwave and turn him into their slave (thanks to one of Bombshell's cerebro shells) and badly damage Wheeljack and Ironhide, which forces the Autobots to retreat. Soon Megatron and Starscream realize that Soundwave and all the other Decepticons are under Insecticon control. Bombshell launches two cerebroshells, one hits Starscream and he becomes controlled, but Megatron crushes the other one before it hits him. Prime warns Megatron that any blast that hits one of the Insecticons could destroy them all. The Autobots create antidotes to prevent this from happening. Megatron is forced to work with the Autobots and transforms to fire the antidotes. Bombshell and Kickback are saved and return to normal size, but Shrapnel explodes before the antidote put in him by Spike can work. The Decepticons are freed from Insecticon control and Bombshell reassembles Shrapnel. The Insecticons retreat with the Decepticons chasing them.

Dinobot Island Part 1

Powerglide and Bumblebee discover a prehistoric island filled with dinosaurs. The Dinobots destructive fighting tactics end up causing harm and havoc to the Autobots during a demonstration. As a result, so Prime orders the Dinobots to be secluded on an island where they will train to better control themselves in combat, and to be able to work better as a group when they fight.The Decepticons find out about the island and want to tap the many natural resources for power. Megatron eventually learns of this, and then discovers that the island is rich in energy. The Decepticons arrive on the island and proceed to turn the energy into energon cubes. They are confronted by theDinobots, and Megatron stampedes some dinosaurs to force the Dinobots into a tar pit, trapping them.

Dinobot Island Part 2

As the Deceps steal energy from the island to fill energon-cubes, it disrupts time-space continuity, causing timewarps to appear at random accross the world. The Autobots have to send mammoths, cowboys and other historic relics back through the timewarps before they are trapped in the modern day. The Autobots eventually figure out the cause of the timewarps, and send a force to stop the Deceps on Dinobot Island. They arrive on the island, but are taken out rather handily. All does not look well until the Dinobots reviveand stop the Deceps. Prime sees they have learned to function better as a group and allows them to return to the Autobots.

The Master Builders

Grapple has designed a solar energy-collecting tower, but Prime won't allow its construction on the grounds that it's too difficult to defend, and the consequences would be too great should Megatron take it over. Hoist and Grapple go to sulk in the desert, and the Constructicons dupe them into believing that they've deserted. They build the tower, supposedly for the sake of building it, but after it is finished the Constructicons turn it over to their leader and the Autobots are forced to destroy it.

Auto Berserk

Red Alert has always been a little jittery, but he is pushed over the edge when an explosion jolts his circuitry while he is helping guard a deadly tank. He thinks Prime is out to replace him, and runs away scared. Starscream is once again kicked out of the Deceps and strikes out to take the tank himself. Eventually, Red forms an alliance with Starscream and the Autobots have to retrieve the tank and repair Red's circuits before he self-destructs, with Inferno in charge of the rescue of his old friend.

Microbots
Megatron has obtained a new super energy component, the "Heart of Cybertron," from the crashed Decepticon ship. It is violently unstable, and could explode catastrophically at any time. Perceptor, Brawn and Bumblebee are shrunk to micro size to sneak into Megatron's body (he's "drunk" at the time) and retrieve the component. The search is difficult, given Megatron's immune system, and the argument between Perceptor and Brawn of mind over power, but Perceptor finally earns Brawn's respect as the trio finds the component and manages to escape Megatron and shoot the self-destructing component just in time.

 

 

Megatron's Master Plan Part 1-2

Megatron conspires with a human politician and sets up the Autobots so it appears that they are evil and it is in fact the Decepticons that are good. The Autobots are put on trial, and thanks to some clever scheming they are found guilty and banished back to Cybertron. Megatron resets the course to take them into the sun, before resuming his evil ways at a press conference and enslaving all the humans of Central City. Meanwhile, Spike discovers evidence proving the Decepticon evidence of Autobot evil was fake, and in a freak coincidence Thrust destroys Teletram 1, causing the guidance systems Cosmos to return to normal, allowing the Autobots return to Earth. Outnumbered, the Decepticons are defeated and the Autobots receive an apology.

Desertion of the Dinobots Part 1-2

The Transformers begin to suffer the effects of the decay of a rare internal element, Cybertonium, which does not exist on Earth. The Earth-built Dinobots are not affected, but being disenchanted with always doing the Autobot's dirty work, they leave Earth for Cybertron during a botched operation to retrieve some of the element form the Decepticon spacebridge. Carly and Spike pursue them to Cybertron and team up with Swoop who is the only Dinobot to escape Decepticon capture on Cybertron. Together the three rescue the others and after a brief history lesson, the Dinobots are convinced to return to Earth with the Cybertronium for the Autobots.

Blaster Blues

Blaster feels unappreciated for his ability to pound out the tunes, but other tunes are overwhelming Earth, as Megatron uses a radio-jamming device on the moon to disrupt all radio signals. The Autobots assist the radio-less humans in any way they can, while Cosmos and Blaster try to stop the Deceps. They are captured, but Blaster uses his own music to jam the Deceps' radio jammer. Meanwhile, Omega Supreme and Astrotrain duke it out for control of the jamming base.

A Decepticon Raider in King Arthur's Court

Warpath, Hoist, and Spike are fighting Starscream, Ravage, Rumble, and Ramjet when the Decepticons go in a cave to escape, pursued by the Autobots. Everyone is suddenly transported back to medieval times. The Decepticons hook up with one Lord, while the Autobots hook up with another knight whose daughter Spike is attracted to. Spike gets a full suit of armor and rides Warpath in a joust against Rumble and Ramjet. The joust is not spectacular, because the Transformers are low on fuel. The Decepticons kidnap the knight's daughter, and are able to repell the Autobots because their human ally provided them with an energy source (right before they betrayed him, of course). They also have an advantage because they have made a primitive gunpowder. The Autobots eventually win, the daughter agrees to marry her kidnapper, and the Transformers go back to the cave helped by a wizard who promises to send them home, although first they must duck a dragon to get to the cave. They succeed, and find themselves back in the middle of the battle they left.

The Golden Lagoon

Warpath, Smokescreen, Skids, Powerglide, and Beachcomber end up in a firefight with Megatron and several Decepticons. Beachcomber and Thrust become separated in the conflict and end up in a forested area. Beachcomber finds a hidden lagoon with a pool of electrum. Unfortunately, Thrust discovers that if one coats oneself with this electrum, one becomes invulnerable. The Decepticons coat themselves with the electrum and trash the Autobots. Eventually, the Autobots figure out what is going on, find the pool, and coat themselves with electrum too. Megatron tries to destroy the pond before this can occur, but the Autobots arrive just before the Decepticons and bathe in the liquid.What follows is a stand off in the secret lagoon, and eventually the Decepticons' coating of electrum wears off and they flee, but before retreating, Megatron destroys the electrum pool and the resulting explosion destroys all life in the area. The once beautiful lagoon is now wasteland and Beachcomber is horrified at the fighting he has brought to the peaceful forest.

The God Gambit

Cosmos discovers an energy source on Titan (a moon of Saturn), but is pursued and disabled by Astrotrain. Astrotrain persuades Titan's inhabitants to worship him as a god, and to help him mine the energy crystals. Omega Supreme, with Perceptor and Jazz aboard, arrives and eventually drives off the Decepticons.

Make Tracks

Tracks is stolen by a human and his abilities to talk and transform are lost. Once reconnected, he reveals who he really is and the two work together to discover that the Decepticons have hired humans to steal a total of 500 cars which they are converting. The Decepticon-controlled cars are unleashed and the Autobots spread out over the city to stop them. They are highly outnumbered, though, when the cars all turn into Decepticons drones. They are finally stopped by Blaster disrupting their remote control signals.

Child's Play

Through a freak accident with the space bridge, a group of Autobots and Decepticons find themselves transported to another world where they are the size of toys. A child helps the Autobots, but the other aliens believe theyare dangerous and want them dissected. They finally escape using a toy rocket modified by Perceptor.

Quest for Survival

Cosmos, Spike, and Bumblebee are bringing robotic insecticide to Earth to stop the Insecticons when they are caught by robotic plants called Morphobots. They manage to escape, but carry the plants with them unwittingly. Cosmos goes down and the Morphobots multiply quickly. The Decepticons discover what is going on and try to claim the insecticide for themselves. The Autobots get through the Morphobots by using Blaster's music, but the insecticide is destroyed. The Insecticons try to feed on the Morphobots, but instead are eaten by them (except the original Shrapnel, Bombshell, and Kickback who escape). The Autobots shoot the Morphobots back into space in a rocket.

The Secret of Omega Supreme

Omega Supreme tells the story to Optimus Prime of how he was guardian of Crystal City on Cybertron. There he was friends with the Constructicons until Megatron changed them and they destroyed the city. Now he seeks revenge and has pursued them to Earth.

The Gambler

(Chronologically comes immediately after Child's Play) En route to Earth from the planet of giants, the Autobots are captured and de-energized by a gambler and con-man. Smokescreen is unaffected and teams up with the being to win - via gambling - enough energon to restore the ship and the Autobots. The Decepticons Astrotrain, Dirge, and Ramjet attempt to interfere, but are driven off with the help of another Autobot, Defcon.

Kremzeek!

Somehow, an energy being is created who is small compared to the Autobots, and runs around yelling Kremzeek! Kremzeek! He goes into electrical lines and ends up in Japan. At some point, a Japanese scientist helps the Autobots. An army of little Kremzeeks becomes a very big Kremzeek but the Autobots transmit it into the Decepticon base using the 'cons energy magnet..

Sea Change

Seaspray falls for a girl on another planet. She is a resistance fighter against a robot called Deceptitran. There is a pool that changes beings into anything they want. The girl and Seaspray change into merpeople and go to the underwater base of the rebels. In the process, Rumble is tricked into becoming a tree.

Triple Takeover

Blitzwing and Astrotrain are dissatisfied with the Decep ranks and take off on their own. They dupe Starscream into leading himself and Megatron into a trap. Blitzwing takes over a stadium and abducts a football coach, believing him to be a strategic genius. The Constructicons build a fortress and maze around the stadium, and build four Autobots into a throne after they are defeated. Meanwhile, Astrotrain makes an "army" of subway trains and uses them to collect power. Megatron eventually gets loose, and brings down the rebellion.

Prime Target

A (stereotypical) British hunter wants to get the ultimate prize, the head of Optimus Prime, mounted over his fireplace. So, he manages to lay several clever traps for other Autobots including Grapple, Inferno, Beachcomber and Blaster, and takes them hostage in his castle. He then challenges Prime to come and release them. Prime works his way past many other complex traps, and naturally frees his comrades and escapes with his head.

Auto-Bop

Megatron is using a dance club to play hypnotic music, which he uses to force humans to help him construct buildings. Tracks and Blaster infiltrate the place with the help of Tracks' pal Raul and his buddies. Raul discovers the best cure: a splash of water. Tracks frees the humans while Blaster has a one-on-one battle with Soundwave--"all talk, no shock".

The Search for Alpha Trion

Shockwave discovers that "female" Autobots have been raiding the Decepticon energeon stockpiles. Megatron sends Starscream and a few other Decepticons to capture their leader, Elita-1. They do so and blackmail Prime into coming to Cybertron to rescue her. He is captured and is executed by Starscream. Elita-1 uses her time-freezing ability and saves Prime, but it nearly costs her her life. Only Alpha Trion can save her. Meanwhile, Powerglide, Inferno and Ironhide have come looking for Prime and they join forces with the other females to fight off the Deceps. It is also implied in this episode that Alpha Trion created Optimus Prime and Elita-1.

The Girl Who Loved Powerglide

A spoilt, rich teenage girl gets attacked at a carnival in honour of her birthday by the Decepticons. Powerglide saves her, and she falls for him. She tries to tag along with him. The Decepticons want her because they believe she has the secret of her father's last invention. The Decepticons capture her and try to suck the info out of her brain, but she is too much for Megatron and infuriates him and manages to escape. Meanwhile, Powerglide has severely been beaten up. She looks at the locket that her dad said never to take off, which happens to contain the invention's secret, and throws it into some machinery, saving Powerglide. Powerglide opens his chestplate, and there is an outline of a glowing heart.

Hoist Goes Hollywood

Hoist saves some stuntmen in a Hollywood movie and is asked to star himself. He is quickly joined by Tracks, Warpath, Sunstreaker, and Powerglide who all want in on the movie business. They unwittingly stumble upon the Decepticons as they try to rescue Dirge and a machine stolen from Wheeljack's workshop on Cybertron which has crashed at the studio. The Decepticons are stopped and Wheeljack reveals that the machine never really worked anyway.

The Key to Vector Sigma Part 1-2

The Decepticons seek out Vector Sigma in order to give their new warriors, the Stunticons, life (so they can have an advantage on the ground).The Autobots pursue them to Cybertron, but the Decepticons get the key to Vector Sigma, and they manage to succesfully gain access to the supercomputer and give the Stunticons life. Later, they discover that the Key has the power to transmute organic material into metal and Megatron plots to make Earth into a second Cybertron. In order to stop them, the Autobots create the Aerialbots, but the cost is Alpha Trion's life. The Aerialbot leader, Silverbolt, must overcome both his companions disinterest in the humans and Autobots, and his fear of heights in order to succesfully defeat the Stunticons.

Aerial Assault

Somewhere in the Mid East, the Deceps and an arms smuggler have kicked the local prince out of his palace and are using his resources to steal airplane parts. The planes are disassembled, built into harmless looking vehicles for transport, and then taken apart to be used to build an airfortress. The Aerialbots are sent to investigate, and Sky Dive and Slingshot go undercover. They are partially taken apart, and befriend a teenager named Hassan who helps them reconstruct themselves. Slingshot is still without a weapons console as the other Aerialbots fight the Combaticons and the new airfortress. He and Hassan make the repairs just in time to form Superion and win the day. Of course, everyone is surprised to find out that Hassan is the ousted prince.

War Dawn

The Autobots and Aerialbots travel to Cybertron in Omega Supreme to stop Megatron's latest plan. The gullible Aerialbots are tricked by the Decepticons and sent back to the beginning of time, but due to the timel yintervention of the Autobots, are only transported back a few million years where they observe how Transformer Orion Pax and his friends were recreated by Alpha Trion into Optimus Prime and others and became leaders of the Autobots on Cybertron to fight the forces of Megatron. Despite the Decepticon's best efforts, the Autobots rescue the Aerialbots form the past at exactly the same time as the Aerialbots stop the Decepticons from winning the battle in the past to conquer Cybertron.

Trans-Europe Express

A million dollars is given to the select charity of a trans-Europe race, where several Autobots participate. The race is actually set up by the Deceps, who are searching for the weather-controlling Pearl of Bahoudin and need a metal from the race car of snobbish driver Augie Canay to contain it. The Stunticons trash most of the Autobots during the race, leaving only Bluestreak, Tracks and Bumblebee to retrieve the pearl and Augie's car. Augie sacrifices his car to defeat Menasor, while the others destroy the pearl once it has been released from its protective shell.

Cosmic Rust

(aka Rust in Piece) Decepticons are dying of a Cosmic Rust that Megatron picked up on a lost robot colony. They kidnap Perceptor to diagnose it and come up with a cure. Perceptor says the cure is element X, which the Autobots used to coat the Statue of Liberty. The Decepticons get the element to cure themselves, and infect Perceptor when he is rescued, along with the rest of the Autobots. Blaster radios to Cosmos in space that there is no more element X to be found. The Autobots do battle with the Decepticons at the Statue of Liberty so they can scrape off some element X, win, go back to the Ark and use the element to cure themselves.

Starscream's Brigade

Starscream is banished by Megatron to an island where he discovers the remains of several WWII vehicles. He masterminds a plot in which he steals five personality components from Cybertron and installs them in the vehicles, reforming them into his forces, the Combaticons. He then uses them to take out his revenge on Megatron, who cannot stop the Combaticons as Bruticus, even with the help of Devastator. The Stunticons arrive at the last minute and defeat Bruticus, and Starscream and the Combaticons are banished to an asteroid.

The Revenge of Bruticus

Starscream travels to Cybertron where he continues his plots against Megatron. Earth is driven towards the sun via the space bridge, and the Protectobots evacuate humans from dangerous situations. Megatron and Prime team up to stop Bruticus, who is out of control on Cybertron. Starscream volunteers the information on Bruticus' weak points and he is seemingly defeated. In reality, Megatron has gained control of the Combaticons and Prime has been fooled.

Masquerade

After several skirmishes with the Stunticons, the Autobots finally manage to capture them as they are trying to steal mysterious mechanical parts. The Autobots place them in special cells so they can't form Menasor, and Wheeljack then comes up with a special camoflage paint to allow the Autobots to disguise themselves as the Stunticons, thereby sneaking in close to Megatron without him knowing it. Sideswipe, Prime, Mirage, Windcharger, and Jazz disguise themselves as Breakdown, Motormaster, Dragstrip, Wildrider and Deadend to find out what the spare parts are for. The gambit succeeds, and they find out the parts are for a super laser, but Breakdown causes his cell to malfunction and he breaks free. He frees the other Stunticons and they return to Decepticon camp to warn Megatron. When they arrive at camp, Megatron cannot distinguish between the two groups of Stunticons. As a test, he commands them to form Menasor, and whoever can't will be destroyed. Surprisingly, both groups do. Prime has Windcharger use his magnet beam to hold the Autobots together while Mirage creates an illusion of Menasor. The real Menasor then unfortunately hits the fake one, however and the Autobots come apart. The charade discovered, the Autobots manage to destroy the laser and barely get away from the Decepticons alive.

B.O.T.

Three college students are forced to build something as a science project, and they end up creating B.O.T. Meanwhile, the Protectobots end up fighting the Combaticons, who are trying to upgrade themselves without Megatron's knowledge. They end up destroying all the Combaticons except Swindle, who escapes. Swindle sells the spare parts of his comrades for money, but when he tells Megatron what happened, Megatron gets angry and has a bomb placed in Swindle's head that will blow up in a set amount of time if Swindle fails to rebuild the Combaticons. In the meantime, the three students need a computer board to make their robot work. They think they find what they need when they pick up Brawl's personality board. After inserting the board into the robot, it goes berserk and rampages through the city. Swindle rebuilds the Combaticons, but without Brawl's personality board they can't form Bruticus. Swindle finds B.O.T. and restores Brawl's brain, and Megatron orders the Decepticons to the Ark. Megatron has a new weapon that when fired, will obliterate the Ark and the Autobots. The Protectobots are called to the scene, and they merge to form Defensor, who puts up a shield to buy time. The college kids eventually get their robot on-line who saves the day by getting close enough to the cannon to destroy it by self-destructing.

THE MOVIE

"There is an evil new force in the Universe. A monster planet, that devours everything in its path, and it's heading for the small planet of Cybertron, where a unique race of Transforming robots continue to fight a civil war, a war between good and evil that has raged for millions of years. The evil Decepticon Transformers, led by the maniacal Megatron, have sworn to crush their enemies, the Autobots. To this end, they have relentlessly pursued them accross the galaxy, from planet Cybertron, to planet Earth, and back again. But the heroic Autobot Transformers and their courageours leader Optimus Prime, are not easily defeated."

Oh and just for good measure, here is a nice *big* picture of Powermaster Optimus Prime (I have him too!) :)

 


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